This is the cover for Morrissey's new b-sides album (!) Swords:
But what is he doing?
a). Having a bit of a rest after a lively jaunt in the woods?
b). Keeping ever so quiet so as not to disturb a deer just out of shot?
c). Suffering from the most painful bowel movements that have lead to him literally shitting in his pants? That expression is "if a living legend who's not as good as he used to be shits in the woods and no-one's there to see it does it matter that Jonny Marr is in the Cribs?"
One of the worst covers of all time.