If you would like to be part of this unique* celebration, please send us your postal address (to email@example.com). We can't say much more then that at the moment, but the first ten people to reply will receive a little something something in the post. (Gemma, whoever you are, do send us your address. You seem to actually read this bloody thing!)
Here's to another 12 months...well, let's just see how we go shall we?
* not very unique at all
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