N.e.w.s.r.o.u.n.d.

- Kanye West will NEVER be in a bisexual porn film. Doth he protest too much? (Kanye blog)

- Noel Gallagher gets pushed to the floor and the guy who does it could be facing 14 years in jail! Where's the justice in that? (NME)

- M.I.A gets nominated for an Oscar of all things. (Pitchfork)

- Following Kanye West's foray into '80s pop, Lil Wayne will release a rock album on 7 April. What next? Jay-Z goes folk? Nas readies a polka double album? (Gigwise)