You thought the endless lists and general short-term nostalgia was over? Oh, how silly you all are.
Here's an exhaustive* list of the top 99 singles of 2009 according to the only website that counts, aka Musick:
- Amerie 'Heard 'Em All'
- Animal Collective 'My Girls'
- Annie 'My Love Is Better'
- Antony & The Johnsons 'Crazy In Love'
- Au Revoir Simone 'Another Likely Story (Aeroplane Remix)'
- Bat For Lashes 'Daniel'
- Beach House 'Norway'
- Best Coast 'When I'm With You'
- Beth Jeans Houghton 'I Will Return I Promise'
- Beyoncé 'Sweet Dreams'
- Beyoncé 'Halo'
- The Big Pink 'Velvet'
- Blue Roses 'Does Anyone Love Me Now?'
- Brigadier Ambrose 'Helium'
- Casiokids 'Finn Bikkjen'
- Charlotte Gainsbourg 'IRM'
- Chew Lips 'Salt Air'
- Cold Cave 'Love Comes Close'
- Crookers feat. Kelis 'No Security'
- Dirty Projectors 'Stillness Is The Move'
- Discovery 'Carby'
- Dizzee Rascal 'Holiday'
- Drake 'Best I Ever Had'
- The Drums 'Let's Go Surfing'
- Ellie Goulding 'Under The Sheets'
- Erik Hassle 'Hurtful'
- Fever Ray 'Seven'
- Florence & The Machine 'Rabbit Heart (Raise It Up)'
- Frankmusik 'Gotta Boyfriend'
- Friendly Fires 'Kiss Of Life'
- Fuck Buttons 'Surf Solar'
- Girls 'Lust For Life'
- Golden Silvers 'True No9 Blues (True Romance)'
- Good Shoes 'The Way My Heartbeats'
- Gossip 'Heavy Cross'
- Grizzly Bear 'Two Weeks'
- Health 'Die Slow'
- Holly Miranda 'Forest Green Oh Forest Green'
- The Horrors 'Who Can Say'
- HURTS 'Wonderful Life'
- The Invisible 'London Girl'
- Jack Penate 'Pull My Heart Away'
- Jamie T 'Sticks 'N' Stones'
- Jay-Z feat. Kanye West and Rihanna 'Run This Town'
- Jazmine Sullivan 'Bust Your Windows'
- Jordin Sparks 'Battlefield'
- Julian Casablancas '11th Dimension'
- Karen O & The Kids 'All Is Love'
- Kid Cudi, MGMT & Ratatat 'Pursuit of Happiness (Nightmare)'
- Kings of Convenience 'Boat Behind'
- La Roux 'In For The Kill'
- Lady GaGa 'Bad Romance'
- Lady GaGa 'Paparazzi'
- Laura Marling 'Goodbye England (Covered In Snow)'
- Le Corps Mince de Francoise 'Something Golden'
- Liars 'Scissors'
- Lily Allen 'The Fear'
- Little Boots 'Remedy'
- The Maccabees 'Love You Better'
- Major Lazer feat. Mr Lex & Santigold 'Hold The Line'
- Manna 'Some Girls/Some Boys'
- Marina & The Diamonds 'Mowgli's Road'
- Maxwell 'Pretty Wings'
- Mayer Hawthorne 'Just Ain't Gonna Work Out'
- Micachu 'Golden Phone'
- Mini Viva 'I Wish'
- Mos Def 'Life In Marvellous Times'
- Mpho 'Box 'N' Locks'
- Mumford & Sons 'Little Lion Man'
- The Pains of Being Pure At Heart 'Higher Than The Stars'
- Passion Pit 'The Reeling'
- Penguin Prison 'Animal Animal'
- The Phenomenal Handclap Band '15-20'
- Phoenix '1901'
- Pop Levi 'Police $ign'
- Raphael Saadiq 'Sure Hope You Mean It'
- Rihanna 'Russian Roulette'
- Roisin Murphy 'Orally Fixated'
- Rose Elinor Dougall 'Start/Stop/Synchro'
- Royksopp feat. Robyn 'The Girl And The Robot'
- The Saturdays 'Ego'
- Shakira 'She Wolf'
- Slow Club 'It Doesn't Have To Be Beautiful'
- Solange 'Stillness Is The Move'
- Sonic Youth 'What We Know'
- Taken By Trees 'My Girls' / 'Sweet Child O' Mine'
- Thom Yorke 'Hearing Damage'
- VV Brown 'Shark In The Water'
- The Veronicas '4 Ever'
- The Very Best 'Warm Heart of Africa'
- Washed Out 'Feel It All Around'
- Wavves 'So Bored'
- Wild Beasts 'All The King's Men'
- Wildbirds & Peacedrums 'My Heart'
- The xx 'Islands'
- Yeah Yeah Yeahs 'Zero'
- Yeasayer 'Ambling Alp'
* the ones we could remember
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